Friday, July 1, 2011


This is Maria.
She is a member of the family depicted below. They're the crazy cool cats who have taken me in as a member of their family, since I'm a wandering hobo for the time being. Even the chickens welcomed me! The family is composed of the following:
This is them. Maria is the super duper happyfuntown one in the blue. The one without the chicken. :3 
As I type this, she sits beside me, strumming on my time-traveling banjolele and singing: "ONYANYANYANAYANAYANAYANAYANAYANAYAYAYAAA."
... Yes. Maria is one of my favorite favoritest people ever.

Her knowledge of the arts expands constantly, and she draws inspiration from the finer things in life:

"There's always a fish at the end of the rainbow." She says. Followed by "Happy Birthday!"
... The other day she asked me, "Suki, what if your eyes were made of RATS?"
Yes, Maria... What if..? 
We often play a violent game called "Flower Power", in which different flowers picked from the garden grant us mutant abilities, and we slash our invisible space-pirates enemies to bits with our RAZOR BODY SPIKES.

...Maria is also great fun at parties.
(That's her brother, Alex. He has a morphsuit now.)

Here is a compilation of some of her deep thoughts, expressed through Paint:
"There's glue oozing out of the heart... Because she likes him."

"Suki was never good at making pizza."

This is Gertrude. She's a beautiful woman who exists in all our dreams.

"Yes Maria. We are the greatest buds."



  1. Sister Suki... we wish you were here.
    Love, love, love you. What shall we bring you from Wisconsin?

  2. :D! Oh Natalie! Hmm.. Bring me something... discreetly hilarious. Or subtley terrifying. :D Either one!